A Boon for Bill
Okay, okay, I'm not the first mover on this one. I had kept Canoncansodoff's "A Boon for Bill" in my to-read list for a while, and decided last week end to give it a try.
Boy, this one's great, definitely on the kinky side, definitely H/Hr, definitely hilarious. Just skim over this snippet where Fleur deals with an invading Ron :
Fleur nodded at the teenager and smiled.
"'Arry and 'Ermione are just good friends," she declared.
Ron nodded in agreement. "Harry and Hermione are just good friends."
The part-Veela placed a hand on Ron's shoulder and smiled sweetly.
"Zeeze are not ze droids zat you are looking for."
Ron smiled dreamily. "These are not the droids that I am looking for."
"Very good, Ronald," Fleur replied huskily. "Now, you are feeling zertain needs, no?"
"Oh, yes!" he hissed.
Go read it, now, and pray for an update...