The Rubber Duck Conspiracy is Hiring

"The Rubber Duck Conspiracy is Hiring", 14th chapter of Silly Ruler Waving, is online. I must share a couple of misnapes pointed out by Tommy (Tumshie), who really made my day when I reviewed his defrenching. At some point, Harry finds a dagger “ on a dusty caution”, and a bit later, he “felt backwards” (to double check if the dusty cushion was still in place before falling on it?)